Your name is OSATHI ATRIUM and it’s your job to CORRECT DIAMON’S BIG FUCKUP. You’re working on it by reaching out of the CLOSED CLIENT/SERVER LOOP, remotely installing the client program onto an unwitting trolls computer, and BRINGING HER INTO THE GAME.
It’s not your fault that this has come to fruition. If Diamon had not been so terrified of ALECTO and her response to his red rom direction, this stupid irresponsible plan would not have had to happen.
Funny isn’t it, how you’ve lived ISOLATED all those sweeps, being taken care of by ASSHAM, and now have to take care of the entirety of your party. Also FUNNY, how you’re going to have to do this to save their hides, and mess up the lives of the future players. So you’re going to leave them NOTES. Especially that very cute scared one.
You don’t rely to heavily on your FETCH MODUS, since it’s gotten stuck as FATE, which inexplicably throws random objects at your head when it’s feeling you need them, and disabling access to your objects. Even for your lack in strength you’re pretty nifty with your POKERKIND strife specibus.
Your trolltag is calorTender, a-nd you- te-nd to- e-longa-te you-r vo-we-ls.