it was on purpose

imithly:

Your name is DIAMON TELEIA, and you just SCREWED THE GAME TEN WAYS AND A HALF.
You convinced OSATHI to be your client player instead of ALECTO’S. Now with that bitch out of the way the game will run “SMOOTHER”. You’ve SPED through your LAND OF PASTURES AND STORMS, to get to AEPHEA, who is currently in the FETAL POSITION. You are severely worried about her, like, oh gorsh, what if someone hurt you, she might not have silly little milkbeasts as consorts and the imps might get her. Eitherway this sure beats BEATING THE SHIT out of the lonely marks your clients sent you to kill with your STAFFKIND specibus. Unrequited red roms and black roms sure got you a lot of business, and got you HONED for this.
You use the CUCKOO version of the Fetch Modus, saving you the trouble of captcha cards, since you store things remotely into other’s databases. It’s easy to get things out too.
Your troll tag is artfulCouncilor and YOU *ype wi*h a loud beginning *o ge* a**en*ion, geez, wouldn’* i* be nice if people lis*ened every once in a while.

oh look
it’s that asshole that Alecto’s going to beat the shit out of
way to go, fvckface

Your name is DIAMON TELEIA, and you just SCREWED THE GAME TEN WAYS AND A HALF.

You convinced OSATHI to be your client player instead of ALECTO’S. Now with that bitch out of the way the game will run “SMOOTHER”. You’ve SPED through your LAND OF PASTURES AND STORMS, to get to AEPHEA, who is currently in the FETAL POSITION. You are severely worried about her, like, oh gorsh, what if someone hurt you, she might not have silly little milkbeasts as consorts and the imps might get her. Eitherway this sure beats BEATING THE SHIT out of the lonely marks your clients sent you to kill with your STAFFKIND specibus. Unrequited red roms and black roms sure got you a lot of business, and got you HONED for this.

You use the CUCKOO version of the Fetch Modus, saving you the trouble of captcha cards, since you store things remotely into other’s databases. It’s easy to get things out too.

Your troll tag is artfulCouncilor and YOU *ype wi*h a loud beginning *o ge* a**en*ion, geez, wouldn’* i* be nice if people lis*ened every once in a while.

oh look

it’s that asshole that Alecto’s going to beat the shit out of

way to go, fvckface

imithly:

Your name is OSATHI ATRIUM and it’s your job to CORRECT DIAMON’S BIG FUCKUP. You’re working on it by reaching out of the CLOSED CLIENT/SERVER LOOP, remotely installing the client program onto an unwitting trolls computer, and BRINGING HER INTO THE GAME.

It’s not your fault that this has come to fruition. If Diamon had not been so terrified of ALECTO and her response to his red rom direction, this stupid irresponsible plan would not have had to happen.

Funny isn’t it, how you’ve lived ISOLATED all those sweeps, being taken care of by ASSHAM, and now have to take care of the entirety of your party. Also FUNNY, how you’re going to have to do this to save their hides, and mess up the lives of the future players. So you’re going to leave them NOTES. Especially that very cute scared one.

You don’t rely to heavily on your FETCH MODUS, since it’s gotten stuck as FATE, which inexplicably throws random objects at your head when it’s feeling you need them, and disabling access to your objects. Even for your lack in strength you’re pretty nifty with your POKERKIND strife specibus.

Your trolltag is calorTender, a-nd you- te-nd to- e-longa-te you-r vo-we-ls.

imithly:

The trolls for my session of Homefucked. The vectors and descriptions are forthcoming.

omg babies

notcuddles:

Shut up, this never happened.

So it turns out the way to get me to talk about Homestuck is to recast my old TF2 characters as trolls. SUDDENLY I CARE.

Lucy was made to be a troll.

Yes, he was. And Crusoe was made to have the best hatemance with him, which neither participant really wanted to have.